ryanvallejo:

you gotta be jay z about life

(Source: middlechildswag, via dulect)

Anonymous: what are some popular games in Australia?

australian-government:

underage drinking 

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional, via dulect)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via bullshitest)