shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via cheeekiki)

"   How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.   "
David Foster Wallace, The Pale King (via kushtrimthaqi)

(via bullshitest)


to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via pagingme)


FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via pizza)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(via bullied)

(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia, via oihgcku)