tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via cheeekiki)

"   How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.   "
David Foster Wallace, The Pale King (via kushtrimthaqi)

(via bullshitest)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via pagingme)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via pizza)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(via bullied)

(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia, via oihgcku)